PATENT OF THE WEEK: WEAPONS OF MESS DESTRUCTION
by Hazed
A new patent taken out recently is a very efficient and disgusting weapon, that also provides a way to deal with a waste problem in a confined space.
The patent describes how soldiers who are in battle conditions inside an armoured tank can package up their biological waste, encasing it in artillery shells which also contain explosives - and then fire it at the enemy.
Read about this poop gun here. This really is an offensive weapon.