Fed2 Star - the newsletter for the space trading game Federation 2

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by ibgames

EARTHDATE: September 30, 2012

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FED2 STAR VOWS NOT TO PUBLISH BELLA BATHTIME PHOTOS

by Hazed

The Fed2 Star will not be publishing the holos that have recently appeared in other, down-market, papers that show Bella in the bath.

The holos, which were taken by an unnamed Federazzi using a long-lens spybeam, show the green-skinned goddess in the bath. In one picture, she can be seen playing with a rubber duck. In another, a droid scrubs her back. You can also see her standing up, with her arms outstretched, while a droid dries her with a sonic dryer.

She is, of course, completely naked in all the pictures.

The Star has no intention of breaching the privacy of Our Illustrious Leader, and is appalled that other journals have stooped that low.

In today’s other celeb news: holo-star Brix Chanterel caught on camera in his underwear. Did Titan Shore reality star The Occurrence have a sex change? Exclusive photos of teen heart-throb Vaz Viking making out with a mysterious purple alien. Actress Stateney Catslinger snapped with no makeup - look at those wrinkly tentacles!

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