Fed2 Star - the newsletter for the space trading game Federation 2

The weekly newsletter for Fed2
by ibgames

EARTHDATE: April 28, 2013

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 136545:0964 - Trinity: A man was ambidextrous, he could eat sugar with both hands.

Stardate: 136552:5286 - Trinity: Tried some bear stew. It was a little grizzly.
Stardate: 136558:1388 - Zand: It's difficult to have a vegan BBQ but it's realy easy to BBQ a vegan
Stardate: 136558:1473 - Zand: They are delicious what with all tha thealty eating

Stardate: 136570:9241 - Trinity: The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

Stardate: 136573:4695 - Trinity: the police woman's baby refused to take a nap....he was guilty of resisting a rest.

Stardate: 136573:5040 - Jujubee: The constipated mathematician always worked his logs out with a pencil.

Stardate: 136595:2378 - Humboldt: For Sale: Used Surface Buggy, low miles, driven only on Sundays by little old adventurers, see Tracey on Phobos

Stardate: 136620:7130 - Trinity: What do you call a spittoon in a wine bar? Grape expectorations.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Jarin sits at a table and nurses his ale
Hazed says, “I didn't know your ale was sick”

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Someone stole my ship, that's y story adn I'm sticking to it, I will not admit to loosing it"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "noone stole ya ship Z,   it just rusted and fell apart     lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "That explains the meteor showers"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Walrus, "Greetings from Commander Wally of the SS Flatulence!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, “Hi Wally. Please don't stink up the comms!”
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Walrus, "Too late..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, “I'd better get some air freshener”
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, “Wait... can farts travel in a vacuum?”
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Walrus, "The SS Flatulence travels far and wide."


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