POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 137485:7225 - Hazed: A pessimist gets nothing but pleasant surprises.
Stardate: 137486:0782 - Jarin: To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Stardate: 137487:4405 - Zand: does it matter about the glass, if there was anything good in it, it would all be gone anyway and I feel sorry for the person that got the first half.
Stardate: 137486:0585 - Djentsch: A station in Louisville was doing interviews at a hardware store, asking folks about generators. One lady was asked if she was worries about possible asphyxiation if her her soon-to-be-purchased generator weren’t vented properly. She said that she wasn’t worried because she was going to buy an electric generator instead of one that used gas.
Stardate: 137486:0598 - Djentsch: When a Soldier returned from Vietnam, he moved to the Detroit area to become a barber. He met a stunning brunette and brought her up to the farm to meet the family. When my aunt asked if she wanted to help pick the pickles, she joyfully inquired: “Are we picking dills or sweets?!”
Stardate: 137486:0618 - Djentsch: Comment posted in a newspaper: To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you. You ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.
Stardate: 137489:5934 - Otter: I was at a ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her and she fell over.
Stardate: 137489:9906 - Rasman: small surfers ride microwaves
Stardate: 137499:1678 - Jarin: Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.” The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice
Stardate: 137499:1720 - Jarin: the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
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