NEWSDROIDS READY FOR THEIR HOLIDAY
by Hazed
Sleigh bells ring… are you listening? The newsdroids certainly are! These two are not as hard-working as the previous lot, although they are certainly a lot more loyal. So far, at least.
They also have a tendency to imbibe a strange cocktail of eggnog and lubricant, but it hasn’t affected their work. So far, at least.
In order to keep them sweet I need to give them a present before they head off for their Christmas break. I’ve decided that the perfect gift is would be these customized ashtrays I’ve had stacked up in my office. They just get in the way and I’m fed up of tripping over them. If I wrap them up in festive paper I am sure they’ll be gratefully received.
Of course I have an ulterior motive. Not only will these gifts show my appreciation of their hard work, they will also serve as a reminder of what will happen to the droids if they step out of line, as their late predecessors did.
This is the final Fed2 Star of 2013. We’ll be taking a two week break, and then we’ll be back on Sunday January 12.
Alan, Barb and I wish all of you a very merry Christmas and a happy new year.