SCHRODINGER’S NEWS BULLETIN
by Hazed
It has been pointed out to me by some of our more observant readers than the email version of the Fed2 Star last week, which was sent out as usual in two separate emails, displayed quantum characteristics. Both emails were labelled as “page 1 of 2”. Whichever of the two emails you first looked at then collapsed into a state of being page 1, leaving the other page to become page 2.
Such spooky behaviour is not ideal and I intend to reprimand the newsdroid responsible, as soon as I can find out which of the three droids it was. Right now they are all swearing “It wasn’t me” and claiming to have no knowledge of how the error happened. In fact, they are themselves acting in a quantum fashion, all three of them being in a state that is neither innocent nor guilty.
I supposed to redress the balance, this week I should make sure both emails are labelled “page 2 of 2” but that would just continue the confusion, so I won’t!
This wasn’t the only problem with last week’s Fed2 Star. It went out with Monday’s date instead of Sunday’s, due to an unfortunate incident involving a time machine. This week I have personal made sure that the news is dated correctly, as Sunday 10 July, 2018. No – June. June!
