POSTS OF THE MONTH
Stardate: 111184:2056 - Freya: If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Stardate: 111184:4134 - Hazed: It is better to have loved a short man, than never to have loved a tall.
Stardate: 111198:2712 - Stirling: The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen.
Stardate: 111198:9626 - Jessecka: The courage to speak, and the wisdom to listen, must also be matched with the ability to keep our mouths closed when the situation calls for it.
Stardate: 111201:7429 - Freya: When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
Stardate: 111252:9727 - Arlene: So, could this be considered a Sunday Morning Post?
Stardate: 111265:0829 - Nomad: Wow... Look... The workthings got orginized and destroyed lots of factories due to the pay and work hours they have been doing.............
Stardate: 111265:6096 - Posh: Is that like solidarity of the oompaloompas?
Stardate: 111265:7313 - Nomad: no not really the Oompaloompas left where they were cause of that and went to live with Willy Wonka, they were nice and did not DESTROY stuff.
Stardate: 111287:9747 - Freya: Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
Stardate: 111301:6276 - Art: Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
Stardate: 111313:6644 - Nomad: Merchant's Only tip -- Buy low and sell High or you will be SORRY................
Stardate: 111315:1342 - Jessecka: If a pig loses his voice due to a cold or the flu, does that mean he is disgruntled?
Stardate: 111315:5332 - Stuverats: If the price of unis crashes and no traders are at the exchange to hear it, does it make a sound?
Stardate: 111319:3880 - Art: It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
Stardate: 111365:3282 - Posh: Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Stardate: 111369:5496 - Nomad: Feeling like calling in sick to work or school to play Fed, Playing Fed at every time of day, Playing Fed at work behind your Boss's back, Dragging you computer every where like outside while laying in the sun or in the Bath tub with you. WE at Fed Anonymous can help. Call us at 1-800-Fed-Help, thats again is 1-800-Fed-Help
Stardate: 111373:5072 - Paul: If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? (Scott Adams)
Stardate: 111392:0065 - Djentsch: Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King (1947- )
Stardate: 111411:7753 - Jolia: I've learned...That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Stardate: 111418:1883 - Jessecka: Procrastination is something you can deal with tomorrow.
Stardate: 111418:2083 - Ferreri: Tomorrow never comes... it's always a day away.
MOODS OF THE MONTH
Officiating a championship game of basketball between his two teams of toes, Stringbois has just arrived.
Your deluded imagination tells you that Paul has just arrived.
Playing the single player version of Fed II. AFK. Killer has just arrived
Cursing Armstrong Cuthbert's Abominable soul, Diogenes Diogenes has left.
If left is right and right is wrong, Which way are you going than..... Nomad has just arrived."
Greed is good! Archer has left.
Wearing a mask, so no-one will recognize his face, Stringbois has just arrived.
Driving ever so slowly in his black Cadillac with Xiphosuran's legs sticking out of the trunk, Zmikeyz is here.
In a t-shirt that says, I Bought A Depot On Magellan, And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt, Stringbois has just arrived."
Trudging off to the salt-mines, grimaces Sleeperagent has left.
Walking tall, the tower of London has left.
You spontaneously combust as Mur has just arrived.
Either the life is being sucked out of you, or Pablum has just arrived.
Painting smiley faces on any smooth surface, Boone has left.
up and about Arackato is here.
Takin what they're givin, Archer is here.
In Stasis, Gandroid is here.
Still wearing a hospital tag around one of his tentacles, Cthulhu is here.
You have a sudden urge to scream because Desertwolf has left.
This is your wake up call. Arlene has just arrived.
Wading through a sea of lag, Jessecka is here.
Hey, Look! Gandolf has left.
wishing eh had a spellchekcer, Boone has just arrived.
SEASONINGS OF THE MONTH
Carrying a few boxes labeled 'Table Salt', Gandroid has left.
Grudgingly trudging off to the pepper mines, Sleeperagent has just arrived.
Ferreri says, "darn, had salt 'n pepper for a moment and I missed it."
QUOTES OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "do I get a prize if I get over 3000 merchant points??"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zmikeyz, "You get an "atta girl!!!" Button"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Is there any way to print the maps out so that we can label them?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "The way I do it is to switch to the map page so you have the full sized map, then do a screen capture"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Oh yes. Lovely. Thanks."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Load the resulting pic into a paint program and size it to your chosen size."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You can even use the paint program to put captions on the map for significant locations"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Or color code the locations"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Then when you print the maps out you can frame them and hang them on the wall all around your computer"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Your friends won't think you are in the least bit odd, I am sure"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "Or you can send them off to a service bureau to have them etched in brass and mounted on a granite block."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Only after I send them to Bella to be autographed."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Pollux, "648 akaturi jobs to go, 648 jobs, pickup a package, drop it off, 647 akatrui jobs to go, 647 jobs...."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Did the way fuel is consumed changed? I seem to be eating up more than before."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Did you get a bigger ship?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ferreri, "are you flying real, real fast?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Are you running the cabin heater at a high temperature?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "indeed I did get a bigger ship"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Bigger ships use more fuel, dear. Always have, always will. If you insist on flying the equivalent of an SUV, you're going to have to pay for the fuel."
Ferreri says, "I bet if Allanon took up drinking he'd slow down enough to say hi"
CLOTHES OF THE MONTH
> ex pajamian
You see an absolute fashion disaster. You wonder if his choice of colors is just bad sense or if he is indeed blind.
MISINTERPRETATION OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Freya, "I'm building the first working hot tub in Fed for Paradise"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Mur, "What's it look like?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Maggie, "She's just starting on it ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Maggie, "there will be bubbles!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Catspaws, "growlsssssssss coz kitties don't like water::"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ferreri, "String made bubbles in the fountain on Sumatra, it was gross"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Mur, "Sayyy what kind of bubbles are we talking here?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Catspaws, "String is like that."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Stringbois, "huh?"
Making bubbles in the fountain with his portable bubble machine, Stringbois is here.
SPACESHIP ACTIONS OF THE MONTH
Ferreri and some of the other Traders Lounge bunch have taken to sitting at busy links with special triggers to entertain passing ships. Catspaws' happens to purr. This showed up on the comms earlier:
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Saxon, "Catspaw's spaceship purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssss"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Pollux, "Did you expect it to bark? :p"
VEHICLE OF THE MONTH
Looking for a new battery for his red and silver Matsushuwa Linguini hover-car, Gandroid has just arrived.
Ferreri asks, "did you get that hover car from Mars?"
Gandroid says, "no. some guy in a gray hat, in the shadows of the meeting point"
Gandroid says, "it was in vehicle park 7, but needs a battery"
Gandroid says, "guess someone left the lights on or something"
Ferreri asks, "did you look in the dumpster?"
Ferreri says, "or, maybe the electronics shop has one"
OBVIOUS STATEMENT OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ohmori, "Yup. Sun. Ship. Bad. Very Bad."
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