Web Fed News Yearbooks - August 1999

TOP TEN THINGS WE THINK MING WOULD LIKE TO SEE
by Cljdea

10. Able to tax 90% of money transactions.
9. 50% of all new planet's accounts, ("protection" fees, ::wink wink::).
8. Abilty to control "all" Fed players.
7. Have imposed every other line in location discriptions "worship ming".
6. Able to tax 90% of money transactions.
5. Power outside of sol (gasp).
4. Inter-locational import taxes (1%-99.99% range).
3. Able to tax 90% of money transactions (seening a pattern here?).
2. The "bang" command to get out of jail takes 75% of your "wallet".
1. Why won't the <cheat> command work?

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "So lemme get this straight, I say I don't like brackets, so I'm pretty much inviting more?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Elin, "{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{yes}}}}}}}}}}}}}}"

xt Groats will come and go.
There is a brief hum from your comm unit.
Your comm unit relays a message from Twokool, "but good friends will stay and harass you for ever."

Your comm unit relays a message from Satinsheets, "Awww man, ya'll are gonna make me get out the brackets..."

Your comm unit relays a message from Panam, "Okay this is ridiculous.....Fed thinks I'm a friggin popsicle and keeps freezing me!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Unomee, "so tear off the wrapper and eat it."

Your comm unit relays a message from Pathologicaliar, "WTG Wayconn. Only 91 more builds and you'll catch up to me."

Your comm unit relays a message from Jdawad, "I would leave but i am still waiting for the QUIT Command to work."

Your comm unit relays a message from Idsawed, "I have a cable modem."
>xt so?
There is a brief hum from your comm unit.
Your comm unit relays a message from Idsawed, "and a gun."
Your comm unit relays a message from Cup, "I have a red pencil box."

Your comm unit relays a message from Piratesse, "well brackets hold a post in... you never know if there will be an earthquake."

xt Ok... One of these days I will learn how to work my exchange... but can someone please tell me what would reset my stockpiles? and my markup to 10%?
There is a brief hum from your comm unit.
Your comm unit relays a message from Satinsheets, "Promoting?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Pajamian, "promoting will do that Emmy."
Your comm unit relays a message from Satinsheets, "<-- bets Emmy promoted..I rmember her as a thanette."
>xt LOL!!!! I didn't even notice!!! ROFL!
There is a brief hum from your comm unit.

Your comm unit relays a message from Tickenest, "Oh, there's nothing wrong with being a Baroness..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Tickenest, "But there's nothing right, either."

Your comm unit relays a message from Paccino, "::Laughs::: I've never done the Sex Change thing in here... never thought about it, never will... I like being a :::checks to be sure::: man..."

Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "Hello, you have reached Channel Nine. We're not available right now, but if you leave a message we'll ignore it. Goodbye! <BEEP!>"

"Nope! I think I been thane since I quit fed", smiles Ana.

Your comm unit relays a message from Klaw, "Sorry Red. This is quiet time."
Your comm unit relays a message from Misty, "we are all on a time out for misbehavin."
Your comm unit relays a message from Klaw, "That's 10 more minutes for you Misty. No more talking."

Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "I wrote an article about the boards critisizing nearly everything, so I basically invited more people to put my name up with lots of brackets."
Your comm unit relays a message from Tibbs, "Next time complain about people giving you money.."
Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "I was thinking about that."
Your comm unit relays a message from Tibbs, "while you at it...mention me to with the money stuff..."

Quote by Tibbs:
>xt Brackets are fattening
There is a brief hum from your comm unit.
>xt case in point. {{{{Tibbs}}}} I look 10 pounds heavier
There is a brief hum from your comm unit.

Your comm unit relays a message from Zorra, "Good night Fed. Ya'll turn out the lights when you leave please."
Your comm unit relays a message from Defiant, "Zoora....Why? Ming is paying for them."
Your comm unit relays a message from Defiant, "I say turn em all on."

Your comm unit relays a message from Tibbs, "Crud...how long does it take to open a planet?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Bartholomew, "Billions and billions of years of evolution before it is habitable."
Your comm unit relays a message from Tibbs, "Bartholomew..I put it in the microwave so it will be ready in a few seconds..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Tibbs, "and I used a "just add water" primordial ooze mix..."

>xt Don't you think it's really arrogant and snooty when someone sends their own quote in for Quotes of the Week?

Your comm unit relays a message from Goldenis, "anyone have any ideas on how to make an agri planet make more groats?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Cup, "Yeah, do 10 builds and promote."

"There are so many to keep track of..Pan, Panam, Panboy..Panspray...", you say.
Xiaoni wonders if she's confusing herself further.
Eli says, "oh no.. your not confused. just Panified"

Your comm unit relays a message from Phiddie, "Dutchie?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Klaw, "That's in the Holland version of fed."

Your comm unit relays a message from Wyat, "Important Info For The Day: Alcoholics deny they have a problem.....Im not denying anything, Im a Drunk;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Chelsia, "hey.. but am never think as you drunk I am..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Wyat, "The sad thing is I totally understood that;)"

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Dripping on the floor, Killrwhale is here.

One-handed Zlitherworm feeder, Magesmiley is here.

Is it a dust bunny? Nope... Grym has just arrived.

Back by popular demand, Canadian is here.

Here, cause he ain't over there, Cup is here.

You hit your head and, Umph is here.

My karma ran over your dogma! Andy is here.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Danny has just appeared.

The gene-pool attendant Crocuta is here.

Emperor Jedi Celtic Elf Prince Danny has just disappeared.

POSTS OF THE MONTH

211295:644 - Begarstomb: {{{{{Boomtown}}}}} We are the people our parents warned us about!! =)

211299:737 - Tickenest: Life in Federation takes its toll. Please have exact change.

211300:286 - Satinsheets: Baby, no matter the time, let me know you are home safe...I love you (disregard this post if you are not currently the love of my life)

211301:177 - Onyxgod: you are invited to a warm concept called Brainwashing.

211301:830 - Piratesse: New poll results: 4 out of 5 Traders think the 5th guy is an idiot

211299:076 - Canadian: At the time of this message, there were 72 brackets on the board. The Surgeon General states that contact with more than 100 brackets can be harmful to your health. Please refrain from using brackets until those already posted have scrolled off.

211297:867 - Tickenest: I'm being shortchanged. My planet hasn't made any money in weeks. It's still at 2,147,483,646 IG. :)

211301:095 - Bandle: "Choose Fed. Choose a name. Choose a rank. Choose someone to {{{}}}. Choose a -- big spaceship. Choose sitting in the cantina listening to public service announcements and wolfing down pizza. Choose a future. Choose Fed. I chose Fed."

211301:510 - Cantkachme: I've spray painted the board a light shade of yellow. Thought it could use a spiffing up. Hope ya like it!! KYP

211303:035 - Deathiscome: I was not politically correct last week. I am not politically correct today. And I do not think I shall be next week!!!!! :P hehe

211307:124 - Bandle: I would like to *cough* mumblemumbledenymumblemumbleallmumble alligationsmumbleofmumble *COUGH*. Thank you.

211307:954 - Dei: I ain't nothing but a groundhog, walking all the time..I ain't nothing but a groundhog, walking all the time..I ain't never bribed the officer because he ain't no friend of mine..hum hum...

211307:590 - Barb: A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
211308:036 - Tajj: I love accordions..I am reporting you to the fellow bellow society ! :P

211306:125 - Phish: Some people fall in love, others just step in it.
211306:151 - Imhotep: If stepping in love is possible, I think I stepped right over the pile.

211318:106 - Kariscats: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
211318:483 - Bababooie: Well be it in the Forest or Under water we men still will never admmit we're wrong.. Well unless saying we're wrong will lead to sex ;P

211317:926 - Dalman: When you swim nude in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, That's a moray!

211325:607 - Eli: Give me Liberty.. or if'n ya like.. just give me the Statue .. ::: giggles :::

211325:707 - Singapore: Notice: I am pleased to announce the formation of a new guild: The Centre. Only experienced intelligence operatives, analyst, assassins, and people who spell 'er' as 're' need apply. ;)

211325:964 - Webster: A guild? In this new and enlightened age of Fed? Aww, heck, go join a duchy or something! (((((((((((Eriffians)))))))))))))) )

211325:976 - Singapore: Notice: Due to popular demand, I shall cease to post mushy stuff on the boards until further notice. Heathens. ;)

211328:609 - Elena: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Dante}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I love you and I don’t care how much it costs me to bracket you, honey:)

211323:129 - Canadian: Congratulate me, I am officially the idiot of the year... ;)
211323:145 - Kao: Heck...you're Canadian.....no surprise there, eh? You hoser:)

211322:855 - Wbc: {{{{{Etheria}}}}} is the place to be so why wait for spring visit us now.

211323:040 - Tickenest: 1. There's nothing wrong with dumping. 2. There is a *DISTINCT* lack of {{}} dealies on this messageboard right now.

211323:893 - Bandicoot: if a train station is where trains stop.....and a bus station is where busses stop....what then, exactly, does my boss expect to see happen at my work station??

211323:965 - Klaw: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic. And I am too.

211324:832 - Voydryder: If you eat pasta and antipasta would you still be hungry?

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

ex stevec
Light pink shirt, snake-skin boots, white hat, drawers. Not much need for this shotgun harness, but it's damn well loaded! :)

ex Bandle
His hair is full of oil, his clothes are ripped, and his general state reminds you of a well chewed chewy bone. And all because he didn't mind the gap.

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