WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate September 1999 |
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What was in September 1999's Fed Funnies:
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THE RETURN OF TICKENEST'S TOP TEN As it turns out, that little challenge issued to me in last week's news by Mrzef has successfully pulled me from my retirement (yeah, another retirement) from writing for the Fed News. As the Disputed (Frog would have something to say about this) Federation King of Top Ten Lists, I now feel honor-bound (yes, honor-bound) to write one for the Chronicle. And I look forward to beating up Mrzef and taking his lunch money. Just kindly name your time and place, Mrzef, and we'll arrange something. Thank you. It's been a couple of months since I wrote something for this publication, and even longer since I wrote a Top Ten List. Have I lost my edge? Probably, if I ever had one to begin with. Of course, the astute reader will note that I have still appeared in nearly every issue of the Fed News this summer. They just don't pay people in Quotes or Posts of the Week. Oh well. Ok, time for a Top Ten List (with some nifty author's commentary). TOP TEN
LEAST-USEFUL COMMANDS 10. PUNT ME Pathologicaliar says, "I never roleplay. I am what I am." Your comm unit relays a message
from Paccino, "Are we having fun yet?" Life is short. Don't be Canadian has just gone north. The Fearlessness of Cup has just arrived. God must be an American... Barb has
just appeared. Megaera, Tisiphone, Alecto and Barb
is here. Your Navigator tonite,
"Patch" Paccino is here. Despite popular demand, Danny has just appeared. 211329:134 - Kariscats: I can only make one person happy per day... Today is not your day... Tomorrow doesn't look too good either..... 211332:049 - Pianoman: <<-- unleashes a minor chord on the unsuspecting masses and sees them run in terror, hands over their ears. 211331:878 - Kewlcat: i am the
infamous kewlcat, tremble when you hear my name 211333:607 - Kitten: {{{{ Dad }}}} {{{{{ Mom }}}} {{{{ Kao }}}} {{{{Darkshadow }}}}}... you can begin to tax my brackets once I get more than just a measly 151 characters of text for clothing !!! :::searches for some 60's protest signs from her Mom's closet::: 211333:691 - Pathologicaliar: Are you tired of the same old boring, lame, empty, duchy with a duke that never plays? Well then, join a DIFFERENT boring, lame, empty, duchy with a duke that never plays. Join Disbelief. 211335:051 - Canadian: How many
brackets are too many brackets? {} That many. ;) 211335:710 - Satinsheets: :::hereby
proclaims a tax on names with MISSING VOWELS::: Effective
midnight tonight, Fedizens will be taxed a flat rate for
each missing vowel that would otherwise make their names
PRONOUNCABLE! ::slams down the gavel:: 211335:055 - Jjnerd: I declare myself antibrackettaxistic. 211343:964 - Poco: Note to Defectors: The Great Witch Hunt begins soon...Infidel hunting season is just around the corner. (Pilgrim: RUN) 211346:193 - Bozoboyz: I post, therefore I am. Who ever said you had to think? 211346:193 - Bozoboyz: I post, therefore I am. Who ever said you had to think? 211353:163 - Antimatter: Who dared
to post my clothes in the news? 211353:217 - Paccino: Every moment
apart from you is like an eternity of tourture... and
every moment together with you is like an eternity of
pure bliss... Be with me always? 211353:222 - Windy: Men are always wrong. They don't need a woman to tell them :) 211360:997 - Tickenest: Family,
socializing, bathing. These are the three demons you must
slay to succeed in Fed. ex antimatter ex hazed ex shaman's ship ex hazed's ship
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