Web Fed News Yearbooks - September 2002

POSTS OF THE MONTH

212427:515 - Vlad: Here comes the sun, do do do do, here comes the sun and I say, IT BURNS!!! AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH TURN IT OFFFfffffff.....*sizzle*

212428:531 - Ruy: Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

212428:585 - Kella: I thought, at one point, that I had exhibited signs of intelligence....But it was just a typo....

212429:691 - Kella: Stock Value: 99,559,180. Treasury Balance: 1,151,794,158. Getting frustrated because you've got all the money for any build you'd ever want, yet you're too lazy to haul: Priceless.

212430:005 - Ditzy: EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.

212433:155 - Vlad: Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it;)

212433:522 - Esperanza: The term Labor Day is a misnomer. What we should celebrate is not sweat and toil, but the power of mans mind to reason, invent and create...to drink beer, eat hotdogs, and make love. Ain't it great?
212433:529 - Krimhurg: ::starts to check off on his list..:: drink beer, check.. eat hotdog, check.. make love.. hmm.. be back later..

212434:762 - Ruy: Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

212435:529 - Ruy: I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.'

212441:897 - Synch: Watch out for the cleaning droid, he may take your wallet while you sleep....

212443:884 - Wolfyn: Don't worry about the What If's, worry about the What Now.

212444:109 - Chewbacon: o/ All my life I've been searchin' for somethin'. Somethin' never comes, never leads to nothin'. Nothin' never satisifies but I'm gettin' close. o/
212444:162 - Foamfollower: ::BUILD SOMETHIN:: You instruct your officials to proceed with Somethin. Here it is boy! Fetch! Fetch! I made ya somethin, so QUIT SEARCHIN! :P

212444:687 - Hazed: Oh no, it's Friday the Thirteenth! I'm not leaving the safety of CDs... but then, I never leave CDs anyway.
212444:761 - Netmndr: CD's is safe!? But what about her BAT!? That thing is dangerous! ;)
212444:805 - Dooeee: I was in CD's once. and was well , Umm nevermind, I can't say what happened, Lets just say I was ripped off for 6 megs by the bat girl!!!

212447:143 - Vlad: I see Fed people...

212449:523 - Synch: I can never find a staple remover when I need one.
212449:528 - Mallow: question is...why do you need one at 5:00am?

212449:549 - Soulquestr: Remember all, Trade Peroni, one of Fed's newest, and fastest growing duchies! {{{Peroni PO's}}}
212449:586 - Zeroz: <ponder> I'll trade you Belowzero for Peroni, Soulquestr. Deal?
212449:687 - Soulquestr: ::laughs at Duke Zeroz:: Umm, ok, you got a deal, but only for a day, ok?

212450:543 - Xorna: The mysterious Latino beauty wearing a formfitting Lycra tube dress displaying ample cleavage acknowledges your presence by subtly flicking her lashes. ::Whoops.. that was meant to be BUY CLOTHES:: ;)

212451:154 - Nicholas: Quote of the day: Spaceships firing ray guns look a -LOT- cooler than dwarves in loin clothes whacking rats with clubs.

212451:512 - Zyphr: My idea of house cleaning is sweeping the room with a glance...

212452:511 - Hazed: You have to admire the skill of the droid who created this board. Shame we go and muck it up by scribbling all over it!

212452:805 - Amber: Sometimes something happens.. something that shouldn't have, something unexpected, but something that will change your life...all you can do then, is to accept it, and go on.
212452:902 - Shaman: And then, sometimes nothing happens... But even nothing can be something since it is observed that nothing is, then it is something. Or not. I have a headache - so ignore me.

212453:056 - Tesmur: 1001 Uses for Duct Tape. #68. Cheap, ultra-effective toilet paper.
212453:063 - Tia: You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use duct tape.
212453:099 - Chewbacon: Tesmur, somehow I think that would hurt.

212453:586 - Tiki: Have YOU hog-tied a Duke today?
212453:603 - Kella: ::grabs the rope:: Oh...DOOOOOOOKUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS ;) ((((Vlad, Chewy, Net, JEDI!, and anyone else not immediately coming to mind))))))
212453:620 - Shaman: Oooooh... it's been a long time since I've been hog-tied, covered in whippy, topped with sprinkles and cherries and put on display. ::sighs::

212453:950 - Tesmur: 1001 Uses for Duct Tape; #99. Wrap one or two hundred layers around your beer can to insulate it, keep it cold.

212454:150 - Chewbacon: Yeah, those Chez Diesel shot glasses might be cool, but I'd like a CDz playset with Hazed, Freya, Bella, Nightdroid and Danny action figures!

212455:139 - Wolfyn: The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

212455:947 - Synch: I think that the fed server purposes creats typos when the enter Key is hit......
212456:074 - Flair: i Theenk det iz jes yu sYnk
212456:082 - Shaman: Yaeh, i allwayz typing moor gooder in Feduhrashun. it impruvz my speeling, it dusnt maik tiepos.

212456:137 - Rasal: That which doesn't kill me wasn't aimed at my head.
212456:174 - Foamfollower: well sit still a sec, lemme reload :P

212456:961 - Freya: Democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner.

212457:797 - Kup: REMEMBER Stupid people breed stupid people. If you are stupid, don't have sex!

212457:975 - Circuitborg: Time is so short....2 foot 6 inches, I think.

212458:895 - Wolfyn: The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!

MOODS OF THE MONTH

I see gay people. Cen is here.

Apathy is the best policy, Cen is here.

Recaffinated, just add water, Ford is here.

The Ever-Caffinated.. Rokyu has just arrived.

Every once in a while, Uraspy has just arrived.

Wickedness, neatly packaged as Heatherjn has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Hell has busted, because Dooeee has just arrived.

Buddy can you spare 100M groats? Mara has just arrived.

With an actinic blue flash Thulium has just vanished.

Note to self... Memphisdave has just appeared.

Never fear, Superdave has just arrived.

A hermetically sealed can of Salient has just arrived.

Dense City equals mass times Rasal is here.

Trying to reassemble roadkill, Sirglec is here.

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Danny says, "You could always use the Danny Method of Computer Repair."
Danny asks, "Step 1: Is it on? Plugged in?"
"Step 2: Is there smoke coming out of it?", asks Danny.
Danny asks, "Step 3: Does it respond to insults, threats, or other hostile vocal commands?"
Danny asks, "Step 4: Does it respond to physical violence?"
Danny says, "Step 5: If all else fails, throw out window."

Your comm unit relays a message from Donquixote, "knaves and villians

feel the wrath of my staff."
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Cen, "Quick Robin! To the BatBeam!"

"My relationship is, okay their in my duchy, thats about all I know.",
says Cen.

Devaberial says, "Yes...we're pretty much left to our own devices."
Nightdroid says, "I don't want to know about your devices."
Devaberial says, "No, no, I haven't been visiting Dr. Fogg's."

"Choosing clothing is a cerebral experience.", says Galinfenner.
Hazed says, "Yes it is."
Hazed says, "Which is why so many people are walking fashion disasters."

Your comm unit relays a message from Chewbacon, "Hey, today is Grandparents day! Who brought their Grandparents onto Fed today?"

Your comm unit relays a message from Shaver, "Mama loved me like a rock..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Sparhawk, "And the rest of fed loves you in the same way Shaver. :)"

DRINK OF THE MONTH

Devon has bought you a cold carton of milk and the fuzzy picture on the back looks vaguely like the person sitting next to you.!

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

>ex netmndr
Wearing his short frilly little cheerleader skirt, complete with pompoms, with his long hair tied in a ponytail

ACT OF THE MONTH

Superdave hugs, kisses, gropes, snogs, and snuggles with everyone in the room. Then hides in a corner in his own embarassment for what he just did.

ANSAPHONE OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Wolfyn, "Sorry, the lights are on but the fleas aren't home."

BONDING RITUAL OF THE WEEK

Kewlcat turns his nose up, knowing cats have far superior taste anyways ;)
Wolfyn wets on the cat.
Kewlcat lifts his leg and sprays wolfyn messily ;)
"Now that we're friends", says Kewlcat with a wink.
Wolfyn exclaims, "Whew! We won't be friends with anyone else though!"
Wolfyn has given Kewlcat a friendly hug!
Kewlcat grins and hugs her back
Cozmo takes off his hat and pulls out a ten-pound bag of kitty litter and spreads it around

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