Web Fed News Yearbooks - June 2003

POSTS OF THE MONTH

212697:689 - Felina: It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. --Miranda Ingram

212698:119 - Frenchie: Okay, English as a second language isn't that hard, but sometimes you have to wonder. Why is a bra singular and pants are plural? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

212698:253 - Kellawytch: I seem to have lost myself. If you find me, please keep me... I'm much more fun without myself anyway. ;)

212706:983 - Campbell: are you unhappy in your present Duchy looking for a change, Join Mcateer and be happy :)
212706:990 - Chamberlain: Are you unhappy on your present couch and looking for change? Lift up the cushion, there's always change under there. {{{Allegro}}}

212709:087 - Phedre: If a woman sells herself for spaghetti does that make her a pastatute?

212711:522 - Gwarrior: um......um........ I'm speechless, what am I to do?
212711:524 - Chamberlain: Speak?

212711:632 - Hazed: "It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper." - Jerry Seinfeld

212711:795 - Lobo: Woman's destiny is to be wanton, like the bitch, the she-wolf; she must belong to all who claim her. - The Marquis de Sade
212711:841 - Wolfyn: Claim me! Claim me!
212711:886 - Rasal: ::claims Wolfyn after a rousing flea bath and romp through the tall grass:: Who shall be next? :)

212712:531 - Wolfyn: Happy National Headache Awareness Week! (It's National Hug Week too, so ignore the headache)
212712:545 - Pugwash: How can someone be unaware of headaches?
212712:561 - Wolfyn: ::looks innocent:: Pugwash, do you have a headache today?
212712:587 - Pugwash: Erm... I am not aware of any ache in my head.

212713:634 - Esperanza: This just in: The U.S. military is using loud Metallica and the Barney theme song to drive Saddam supporters out of hiding in Iraq. Any other nominations? ((((Somni)))))
212713:661 - Halia: This is the song that never ends?
212713:706 - Lobo: :::looks towards Espy:::: "99 bottles of beer on the wall?"...
212713:753 - Hazed: I would suggest that ghastly Disney song about it being a small world ::shudder::.
212713:866 - Vlad: This is the song that never ends.....lol....good one.....how about Don't worry, be happy?{{{{Sis! ILY!!}}}}
212713:885 - Frenchie: Hmmm....I think a never-ending rendition of "A Horse with No Name" or "You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Lucille" would do it.
212713:941 - Fishsticks: This is the snog that never ends? What?
212713:948 - Gypsy: I got a brand new pair of roller skates and you got a brand new key..... :::runs screaming::::
212714:049 - Fancy: The sound of a spinning cereal bowl ::cringes and plugs his ears:: would without a doubt drive the Saddam supporters thoroughly crazy and make them ready to surrender. Only problem is, our troops would need GOOD earplugs to avoid hearing it, too.

212714:010 - Felina: I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

212714:061 - Victoria: I travel a lot, but I only go about half as many places as my luggage does. I checked my luggage in at the ticket counter last week, the guy tore off the stubs and said, "Here are your lottery tickets."

212716:040 - Njrudeboy: Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

212717:570 - Rasal: They always said my time would come and National Hermit Week proves they were right!

212718:209 - Vlad: His mood longer than 35 characters,

212718:951 - Felina: Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true. - Unknown

212718:954 - Njrudeboy: Baseball is 90mental, the other half is physical --Yogi Berra

212718:956 - Kariscats: A cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have something better to do. --Bill Adler

212719:582 - Wolfyn: People love high ideals, but they've got to be about 33-percent plausible. -Will Rogers

212719:722 - Tiki: The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.

212719:783 - Henrietta: And keep egg off it.
212719:918 - Murph: I keep mine in a jar by the door...along side of Eleanor Rigby's.

212720:736 - Tiki: :::scratches::: Why the heck didn't Noah swat those 2 skeeters? :(

212721:808 - Henrietta: If the Rooster gets scared and runs away, is he a chicken?

212722:105 - Zyphr: Expecting life to be easy because you are a good person is like expecting a raging bull to stop charging because you are a vegetarian

212722:525 - Wolfyn: Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. -Tom Robbins

212722:560 - Victoria: I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance --- waiting to get into the bathroom. --Bob Hope

212722:669 - Thulium: Definition of a consultant: One who borrows your watch to tell you the time, charges you for the service, then keeps your watch. ;)

212722:671 - Xorna: Definition of a lawyer: One who you retain to sue the consultant to retrieve your watch, who charges you 10x the value of the watch, then keeps the watch. ;)
212722:989 - Ditzy: So, does anyone have a watch? I need to know what time it is.

212724:220 - Felina: I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

212725:229 - Chamberlain: Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

212726:545 - Zyphr: Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

212727:197 - Njrudeboy: The person who first said "with age comes wisdom" was pretty darn old at the time

212727:188 - Jonathan: To the victor go the spoils.
212727:199 - Bront: What does Victor want with all the spoiled stuff?

212729:783 - Esperanza: Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad walllpaper; nevertheless the wall looks better with bad wallpaper agreed upon than it looks with none--Nietzsche.

212730:564 - Felina: Every man usually has something he can do better than anyone else. Usually it is reading his own handwriting.--Unknown

212731:022 - Karina: If the world lived according to "an eye for and eye, a tooth for a tooth" the world would be full of alot of blind people with empty gums.

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Mood? What's that? Sirglec has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Look! Is that...? It IS! Baroness Art is here.

Look! A shimmering work of Art has just arrived.

Is it an emergency yet? Wolfyn is here.

The recycled Gwarrior is here.

the "Simon Cowell" of fed, Xyli is here.

Someone really messed up because Revenger is here.

Duck Duck Goose Penguin is here.

In a Straight Jacket by Jamel Rochelle is here.

Someone that resembles Blirish is here.

floats in something like a ghost Jamdroid is here.

Whatever it is, I didn't do it! Halcyon is here.

Biv Bv Bvi Bvii Bviii Bix is here.

Hyacinthe and Hyacinthe run to opposite sides of Frenchie

I refuse to be moody! Dragonheart is here.

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Kewlness, "*yawns*"
Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal, "<--- flicks a tic-tac into the yawning mouth."
Your comm unit relays a message from Kewlness, "*chokes and dies*"
Your comm unit relays a message from Halia, "well that was easy."

Your comm unit relays a message from Chelsia, "at my age a hang over lasts for two weeks... ugh."
Your comm unit relays a message from Chelsia, "needless to say I don't drink very often."
Your comm unit relays a message from Gwarrior, "I don't drink at all, do I don't know how that feels."
Your comm unit relays a message from Chelsia, "ermmmm.. put your head in a vise.. and crank it a few times.. then drink a pail full of goldfish...."
Your comm unit relays a message from Chelsia, "that is the best way to explain a hang over to a non-drinker."

SPELLING OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Galinfenner, "Whinge to Hazed ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Xyli, "What's Whinge?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Fancy, "The same as whine."
Your comm unit relays a message from Xyli, "In who's language?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Geiiga, "Wacky British spelling."
Your comm unit relays a message from Galinfenner, "Old fed tradition Xyli :)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Sallyanne, "That's a silent g?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Galinfenner, "Ya know, I dunno! Never heard a brit use it in a vocalization
[Editor's note: No, it's not silent. If you call someone a whinger, you pronounce it so it rhymes with ginger.]
Your comm unit relays a message from Xyli, "Yeah Well, we all know most of fed needs spelling lessons."
Your comm unit relays a message from Geiiga, "Wacky Brits and their whinging and gaols."
Your comm unit relays a message from Desertfox, ""Ghoti" is pronounced "Fish" where I come from."
Your comm unit relays a message from Galinfenner, "Heh that's a good one :)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Sallyanne, "Now that's more than a little odd ... how do you get 'fish' from 'ghoti'??"
Your comm unit relays a message from Fancy, "The "gh" from "enough", the "o" from "women", and the "ti" from "motion""
Your comm unit relays a message from Ops, "I'd just get the tuna..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Sallyanne, "I'm not sure what the most worrisome part of that is ..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Geiiga, "I'd say it's that you'd never heard it before."
Your comm unit relays a message from Karina, "sometimes its scary around here;)"

ACTS OF THE MONTH

Jordy asks, "Awww, just cuz I didn't join Estate, you're just gonna let me sit here on my tush, GSW?"
Dragonheart chuckles
Zyphr has given Greyspacewolf a friendly hug!
Greyspacewolf kicks the rug over her and ignores the bump
Jordy acks!
Greyspacewolf chuckles, lifts the rug off and takes Jordy for a wolf-ride around the Cantina.
Greyspacewolf yawns and buries his nose in a textbook
Jordy realizes she is still riding GSW and hops off
Jordy says, "Hmmm, that sounded worse than I intended"
Zyphr rolls!
Dragonheart says, "most things do...lol"
Zyphr laughs and laughs and laughs!
Zyphr has tears streaming down her face...
Jordy blushes
Wyldcat chuckles
Zyphr catches her breath...
Dragonheart smile
Greyspacewolf asks Jordy if it was as good for her...

ENSEMBLE OF THE MONTH

swinging from vine to vine Robbtide is here.

>ex robbtide
He is dressed in a tiger-skin loincloth that reveals waaaay too much for your liking. It's best if you try and forget what you saw.

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