TOP
TEN REJECTED SHIP CLASS NAMES
by Admiralrose, Creater
of stupid lists, mindless questions, and inane chatter
| 10.
|
Target Class |
| 9.
|
Tax Class |
| 8.
|
GM Class |
| 7.
|
Suicide Class |
| 6.
|
Ming Class |
| 5.
|
Deficit Class |
| 4.
|
Overworked
Class |
| 3.
|
Science Class |
| 2.
|
Contraband
Class |
| 1.
|
Ming Is Dead Class |
TOP TEN
REASONS TO BE NICE TO HAZED
by MotMan
| 10.
|
The Golden
Rule: Who ever has the gold, makes the rules! |
| 9.
|
She knows
Ming. |
| 8.
|
She has the
ability to cloud men's minds… what the,
where am I? |
| 7.
|
Icedrake may
feel the need to "dine" on planet. |
| 6.
|
She looks
good in a swimsuit. |
| 5.
|
Does the term
"Target Fedder" mean anything to you? |
| 4.
|
The Martian
Invasion… need I say more? |
| 3.
|
The big punt
button on her desk. |
| 2.
|
She has the
power to transform you into a GM, before the new
promoting requirements. |
| 1.
|
She has the power to turn
you into a Groundhog again! |
TOP TEN
FED BUMPER STICKERS
by the self-proclaimed ruler of reality as we know it,
MotMan
| 10.
|
Workthingies:
The other white meat |
| 9.
|
Vegetarians
taste better |
| 8.
|
Ming: Can't
live with him, can't kill him… for now |
| 7.
|
Just say no
to Ritalin |
| 6.
|
Will be
Emperor for food |
| 5.
|
My other
spaceship's an Imperial |
| 4.
|
Invest In
Federation: Buy a Senator |
| 3.
|
Stop
Inter-Planetary Whining |
| 2.
|
Icedrake:
Federation Physician |
| 1.
|
Capitalism… The
harder I work, the fatter Ming's wallet gets |
QUOTES
OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a
message from Merlin, "Lol... active duchy... don't
think I've ever been in one.."
Your comm unit relays a message
from Mimick, "how do i go to the Workbench?".
Your comm unit relays a message from Admiralrose,
"In a armored jacket with a rope tied around
it".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Speedyx, "grrrr..someone has been messing with
my meat..".
Your comm unit relays a message from Sachi, "Don't
tell me it's all spoiled???".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Varkala, "Before merchants and haulers begged
PO'z, now we beg them, its revenge I tell ya :P".
Rukiddingm says, "Wow, it's
raining so hard here, I may have to start building an
Ark, or the Ming equivalent."
Rpknight says, "an Imperial"
Your comm unit relays a message
from Julie, "so is your computer running?".
Your comm unit relays a message from Speedyx,
"no..its on the desk".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Sargon, "wow.. i never knew how much fun Snerts
were.. until there were no more to play with.. =)".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Delenn, "who needs the loos when you got the
over abundance of water minis..".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Rooratt, "I own Fed :p".
Your comm unit relays a message from Chiefsgirl, "Oh
good Roo, perhaps you can credit my account with some
time :)".
"Okay, we have a mad dragon, a
pyscho knight, a towel clad siren, a sleek jumpsuited
baroness, and a nekkid squire - sounds like a pretty
normal Fed night to me.", says Rukiddingm.
Your comm unit relays a message
from Barb, "we don't discuss puzzles on the coms,
folx".
(Response from Poseidon)
>xt LOL, even if ya did discuss em, by the time they
were fixed ya wouldve fergot :)
Your comm unit relays a message
from Poco, "I need a lazy, drunkard squire...Any
takers?".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Slash, "As long as I don't need to do
anything".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Redrhino, "I don't know about that but I do
know the rain problem is fed's fault.. the over abundance
of water minis caused a crack in dataspace and they
started leaking into rl..".
MOODS
OF THE MONTH
looking for his porter address book
Magesmiley is here.
Not in the mood (to talk) now,
Luvxxx has just arrived.
Are you drinking to forget that Maq
is here.
The alt of Lfive has just arrived.
Are you my mother? Shaver has just
arrived.
BAR
POSTS OF THE MONTH
210879:550 - Budwarp: Rule 1 - Do
not Spit in space
210899:634 - Kurgann: the only
gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you
can't ignore it, top it. If you can't top it, laugh at
it. If you can't laugh at it, it's probably desevered.
CLOTHES
OF THE MONTH
ex hoobert
You see twelve (nicely tanned!) penguins riding a bicycle
made of lively bananas.
Ex Rjm
You see a middle age man with a large grin on his
face----- you then see the prescription for VIAGRA in his
Back Pocket.
ex raindrop
Raindrop is clinging to a raincoat.
ACT OF
THE MONTH
The Bunny has just arrived.
Hoho shoots the stupid little bunny.
SHIPS
OF THE MONTH
ex mesillie's ship
I'm a busy character! I have things to do! You expect me
to PAINT my SHIP??!
ex boomerrr's ship
You're sure it's very well painted, but your to busy to
look at it...
COMPANY
OF THE MONTH
SPYNET REPORT: Subject Brittany
Rank: Journeywoman Reward posted: 0
Spaceship class: Imperial
CEO of My Big Mouth
Currently in Sol system
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