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Earthdate July 1999


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What was in July 1999's Fed Funnies:

QUOTES OF THE MONTH
MOODS OF THE MONTH
POSTS OF THE MONTH
CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Kaipanther, ":tickles CG with his long, sleek tail before waving it around showing off the red ribbon tied to it:"
Your comm unit relays a message from Crocuta, "Oh my God, someone call Freud."

Your comm unit relays a message from Varkala, "I'm sleep fedding."

Your comm unit relays a message from Tbar, "<-- Fed's only Vampire Frog."

Your comm unit relays a message from Crocuta, "No point pushing Jdawad. The most interesting thing he ever did was walk into the radiation room on Titan 3 times in a row. Now that's learning ability :)"

Your comm unit relays a message from Improvisar, "Spynet report Lifesbeengoodtome Squire of Mymazaratidoesoneeightyfive."

Your comm unit relays a message from Schnitzlebank, "what's an exchange? ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Kurgann, "its where i give you 1 groat and you give me 1 gig in Exchange."

Your comm unit relays a message from Wanderer, "Life has now left nine once again, most likely getting a DUI on it's way out ... ;)"

Your comm unit relays a message from Naiad, "Let me take you sometimes, Ibu..:)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Naiad, "I meant....take you out...;)"

Your comm unit relays a message from Deathiscome, "got a lovely wife, nice kids and a whole lot of beer, what more could a man ask ?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Paccino, "Uhm... a Mistress who never talks to your wife?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Deathiscome, "I do not need that."
Your comm unit relays a message from Sirbill, "hehe so you *want* her to talk to your wife?"

Mercutio says, "I have, I believe, become something of a recluse"
"Which is quite different from my wild days of youth", says Mercutio.
Mercutio says, "I was known to chase the chaste and having chased them, left them unchaste"

Your comm unit relays a message from Antimatter, "ibgames definitely does not accept this form of payment."
Your comm unit relays a message from Almandot, "What is bribes?"

Your comm unit relays a message from Paccino, "Darth Stall doesn't have a lightsaber... he has a lightplunger... :)"

Your comm unit relays a message from Flee, "you drink while playing fed??"
Your comm unit relays a message from Chelsia, "is there another way to play Fed?"

Your comm unit relays a message from Unomee, "pico i just cant imagine you as mean without laughing so hard that i cant breathe."
Your comm unit relays a message from Pico, "I hope you choke on a watermelon seed :P."

xt Well Dooeee, you're doing better than most Dukes already. You actually have planets! :)
Your comm unit relays a message from Tigris, "I expeled all of mine."
Your comm unit relays a message from Tigris, "caught them working."

Dooeee asks, "Umm 3 girls and one duke?"
Dooeee Shouts THERE IS A GOD

Your comm unit relays a message from Poseidon, "Dukedom is such a, well its good but ... ohh hell its all good."

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Ryno's evil brother, Anti Ryno is here.

Holding the gap closed, Kariscats has just appeared.

Sushi is my life, Poseidon is here.

Some vandal has rudely scribbled: Jaime is here.

Something wicked this way cometh... Nyota is here.

Twilight Zone this way---->> Deathiscome is here.

Someone's thinking so Galinfenner is here

Better run like Hell!!! Dooeee is here.

So I'm lost, what's your excuse? Tempestt has just disappeared.

Avert your eyes, the Shaman is here.

POSTS OF THE MONTH

211275:591 - Buddykarl: oodles of noodles and bright shiny toodles, I bid you farewell, hope your holiday is swell and you remember, with fireworks do not linger or you'll be minus a finger...have a safe and happy 4th of July weekend!

211257:958 - Lore: {{{YourDuchyOrLoverHere}}}

211269:225 - Bozowl: Ok, I have a theory... If I type cheat, and log of quickly enough, maybe... just maybe... another infamous fed error will occur and the changes will be perminent. Wish me luck. ;)

211259:098 - Redneckmd: Hmm, seems I have a new thane named squiresam.... He picked a good planet name, but didn't set his sights high enough!

211259:198 - Witchdoctor: Private !!!!!! The duchy with a charitable heart...since after all it accepted me !

211259:205 - Archangel: Repent now! The end is near ! The end of what I am not sure, but it sounds spooky. 0:-)

211260:856 - Bozoboyz: Ever had one of those days where ya wanted to post something but when ya got there ya had nothing and just babbled something unintelligable instead? Yea.. me neither ;)

211260:948 - Olbran: "There is no spoon."
211260:953 - Sholuvr: *looks at her fork*
211260:962 - Isaj: I prefer a spork!
211261:051 - Voydryder: pc sporks moon...185gig/t

211261:911 - Donner: Even we at the North Pole are gettin sick of all these Lovie-dovie post me and Dasher gonna talk to Santa and when we see a Lovie-dovie post then NO GIFT FOR YOU! Oh and Santa wants the Launch commands back at r links or no GIFTS for IB
211262:033 - Dasher: Donner? You been in Santa's special Eggnog stash again?? I'm telling :p

211274:719 - Begarstomb: This weekend, as you are being inundated with all this 4th of July, Happy Birthday America brouhaha, don't forget what you are celebrating. The fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic white males didn't want to pay thier taxes ;p

211277:023 - Kao: before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. When you do criticize, you will be a mile away, and you will have their shoes. ;)

211279:772 - Madhatter: I can help you fill all your haberdashery needs on Teaparty. Super low prices on all hats. I also supply miscellaneous agri products.

211282:771 - Chelsia: typos galore on Quazar... find em you can have em.. cheap cheap cheap.. no prize money... ;) grumbles...tried so hard not to typo :(

211270:699 - Pathologicaliar: Please remove this post from the boards. Thank you.

211275:764 - Piratesse: If someone has painted you blue and chained you to a door- don't worry, you are not alone! Chained and Painted Anonymous is here to help... there are many CPAs in your area- call now!

211286:604 - Sluggo: woke up in a bar, don't know how I got here.... keys to my ship gone, head still woozy, and this nasty scar where one of my kidneys were extracted without permission..... NEVER accept a drink from someone dressed in surgical scrubs!

211289:656 - Madhatter: I still have hats left for a lucky few. Rock bottom prices on all caps. I'd have to be MAD to have prices like these.

211289:670 - Bozowl: To the person or persons who trashed my LP.... Thanks, it looks sooo much better than before:) It matches the curtains now. {{{{{{{Lobbies}}}}}}}

211290:791 - Crocidili: All ya really need to win a war against Beards is a heavy set of scissors. ;)

211295:837 - Canadian: {{{Brackets}}} Once you're exposed to something enough, you learn to love it... ;)

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

ex alexaj
She's nekked cept for a big red nose, large floppy clown shoes, and a mutli-colored fluffy wig. Amazing what clowns have come to eh? ;)

ex Safyreyes
Safyreyes is wearing the latest in hospital gowns. This one has big words printed on the front that says, "IF FOUND RETURN TO THE MORGUE"

ex xre
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Ming, "Don't stare at my alt!!"

ex isaj
Holding a sign reading, "1 Groat, 1 Grope" and wearing big floppy bunny ears and slippers. That must've been some bet she lost.

ex Illyana
You see Illyana wearing a long velvety dress of the backless variety. Blue fuzzy slippers peek out from under the bottom.

ex merlin
Boxers or briefs? Merlin prefers neither, as you can clearly see.

ex name
She wears 3 paper napkins, each strategically placed. Glancing back at you, she remarks, "The hospital ran out of gowns."

ex barb
You see a Unrecoverable application error: Insufficient user IQ

ex deathiscome
Here to kill you, errrr HELP you, yeah help ya, that's it


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