 POSTS OF THE MONTH
212577:635 - Moonus: Why is it thet
Mickey Mouse wears a bottom and no top and Donald Duck
wears a top and no bottoms, I thouhgt ole Walt al a lot
of money, couldn't he buy complete clothes
212577:644 - Jerden: Answer: Mickey is well-endowed, thus
needed to hide things or face being censored. Donald,
however, was the opposite.. so no need for pants, and you
don't even want to know why he wears a top...
212577:892 - Esperanza: Well dang. I was wondering about
sub-normal temps in the east, unrelenting drought in the
west, and Iraq. And now I'm wondering how Jerden would
know that Mickey is well endowed and what's under
Donald's top.
212577:930 - Legion: Jerden knows about Mickey and Donald
because he had them on spybeam once.. while they were
together.. *ahem*
212577:725 - Wolfyn: A friend is
someone who knows you as you are, understands where
you've been, accepts what you've become and still gently
invites you to grow. Wait a minute, you're tall enough.
212577:739 - Skyline: A good friend will bail you out of
jail. A best friend will be in the cell next to yours,
talking about how much fun that was.
212581:102 - Wolfyn: It's
practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel
angry.
212581:132 - Embrionic: I'll remember this as a costume
next time I think what I have to say will make someone
mad.
212581:706 - Armani: O Oh the
ladies in the south of france, often wear no underpants!
212581:711 - Frenchie: Do too. But very sexy ones.
212582:950 - Frenchie: I have found
men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time
to teach them.-- Mae West. And for those who don't know
how to dance, I have time. -- Frenchie
212583:252 - Wolfyn: Education is a
method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
-Dr. Laurence J. Peter
212583:263 - Embrionic: So I killed those 1,300
Workthingies just so Neurotic could be prejudiced?!?
Damn!
212587:242 - Embrionic: Does lotion
soften a hardened criminal..?
212588:560 - Rasal: Why is 1 the
loneliest number when you can clear out a room even
faster with a little number 2?
212589:842 - Skeletor: So who's
gonna revive Wings? ;)
212589:927 - Chamberlain: I suppose that would be up to
Paul McCartney Skeletor. But it won't be the same without
Linda singing off key backups. ;)
212592:704 - Esperanza: Do you ever
think that sometimes the majority only means that all the
nuts are on the same side?"
212592:947 - Hatch: oh where oh
where can that Geee-m be? Oh where oh where can he be?
I'll let out a shout, and give him a clout, and kick him
where he p**s!!
212593:042 - Wolfyn: Seems like
most of the terrorists hung around on expired visas, some
for as long as 10-15 years. At Blockbuster if you're two
days late with a video those people are all over you.
Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration!
212594:970 - Rasal: I came, I saw,
I left.
212595:009 - Chelsia: I came, I saw, I stayed.. another
piece of proof that women have more 'staying' power!!! ;)
212595:632 - Frenchie: In vino
veritas: In wine there is truth.
212595:633 - Esperanza: Translation: people say what they
really think when they are drunk.
212597:862 - Esperanza: Are
antidotes what you take to prevent dotes?
212597:991 - Galinfenner: Uni,
sorry I missed your IM... the answer to your question is
Yes.
212598:092 - Kewlness: Uni, sorry I missed your IM... the
answer to your question is Yes, Galin is lying.
212604:076 - Cen: Cannibalism can
be hazardous to your health.
212604:113 - Vlad: After the cannibal ate his friend, he
got so fed up he threw up his hands in disgust!
212604:116 - Wally: Two cannibals are eating a clown. One
says to the other, "Does this taste funny to
you?"
212604:706 - Thulium: There once
was a Duke from Nantucket who put all of his planets in a
bucket. But when the PO's got peeved they started to
leave, and the Duke simply said... Oh well, that's Fed.
;)
212605:685 - Jobu: Women who
attempt to be equal to men lack ambition.
MOODS
OF THE MONTH
I put the "Oh!" in mojo,
Priscilla has just appeared.
Cordoned off with caution tape,
Rasal has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation
effect.
With one heel to rule them all,
Priscilla has just gone southeast.
Cordoned off with caution tape,
Rasal has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation
effect.
A beam of pure Joy has just
arrived.
A wild elephant dragging Skeletor
is here.
HeAVIly MEdICatEd FOr yOuR saFEtY,
Sallyanne is here.
Currently Running Personality #4 -
Jerden has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation
effect.
An old painting by Raphael has
appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.
CONTRADICTORY
MOOD OF THE MONTH
Run for your lives!! Why?!? Because
Embrionic has just left, going southwest.
Run for your lives!! Why?!? Because Embrionic has just
arrived.
QUOTES
OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit relays a message
from Embrionic, "Waiting for your planet to online
for 10 minutes before you realize you never told it to?
Priceless."
Your comm unit relays a message
from Artscrafter, "Wait a second, there IS a player
called Saddam!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Flair, "Okay,
I'm moving to the bunker."
Your comm unit relays a message from Embrionic, "Can
I come with you, Flair? ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Flair, "Do you
have food, beer, and deer jerkey?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Flair, "Oh and
a pack of playing cards?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Embrionic,
"..Close enough."
Your comm unit relays a message from Embrionic,
"Would you settle for Hawaiian Punch?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Flair, "Hmm...I
guess."
Your comm unit relays a message from Flair, "If your
bunker could only house you and one other person, and the
world was going to be completely obliterated, who would
you take with you?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Embrionic,
"Asking me?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Artscrafter,
"The rest of the world, or you too?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Flair, "Anyone
who wants to answer."
Your comm unit relays a message from Flair, "The
rest of the world."
Your comm unit relays a message from Embrionic, "I'd
take.... you, Flair. :)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Flair,
"*blushes* Aww so sweet Embri!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Flair, "I would
take the man with the highest sperm count. Gotta get that
pop back up somehow! ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Embrionic,
"Hmm... 1.... 2..... 3..... 4...."
Your comm unit relays a message from Embrionic, "I
lost count."
Your comm unit relays a message from Flair,
"*laughs!*"
Your comm unit relays a message
from Twokool, "One tequila, two tequila, three
tequila, Floor."
Your comm unit relays a message from Bitterexlover,
"Wimp."
"It involved men and
women.", Priscilla says.
Priscilla says, "and they were touching each
other"
Priscilla squirms.
Lobo asks, "tag?"
Your comm unit relays a message
from Kewlness, "It was wonderful!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Thalya,
"Bravo!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Kewlness, "I
loved it!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Thalya, "It was
great."
Your comm unit relays a message from Kewlness, "Ah,
it was pretty good."
Your comm unit relays a message from Thalya, "Well,
it wasn't bad."
Your comm unit relays a message from Kewlness,
"There were parts of it that weren't very good
though."
Your comm unit relays a message from Thalya, "Yeah,
it could have been a lot better."
Your comm unit relays a message from Kewlness, "I
didn't really like it."
Your comm unit relays a message from Thalya, "It was
pretty terrible."
Your comm unit relays a message from Kewlness, "It
was bad!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Thalya, "It was
awful!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Kewlness,
"Terrible!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Thalya,
"BOOOOO!!!!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Kewlness,
"HEY!! BOOOOOOOO!!!"
Your comm unit relays a message
from Athugworld, "i cant wait to find a poor person
to ship to ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Rumor, "How can
you ship TO a poor person?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Athugworld,
"well i need to ship stuff to go to explorer, how
else do i do it?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Rumor, "Oh...
You mean you need a poor person to haul FOR you."
Your comm unit relays a message from Athugworld,
"yah, i just need a poor person ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Rumor, "I had
this vision of tons and tons of hides and soya being
dumped on a poor person, smothering the poor
thing...."
REDUNDANT
QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Regina asks, "Does Fed still
shutdown for maintaince?"
"unfortunetly", says Racingnut.
"How soon?", asks Regina.
**** Thu, Feb 13, 2003 07:56:00 AM EST
**** FOUR MINUTE WARNING
Federation is closing for maintenance in 4 minutes.
Maintenance typically takes between 30 minutes and 1
hour, but may occasionally require longer. Normal service
will be resumed as soon as possible.
"now", says Racingnut.
"Never mind", says Regina.
CYNICISM
OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit relays a message
from Embrionic, "State of the Union.. bunch of
promising words that will never come true being
applauded."
Your comm unit relays a message from Kblackdragon,
"And most of those words are two syllables or
less."
ACTS OF
THE MONTH
Rasal pumps some helium into Cen so
he can 'rise above it all'
EDIBLE
OUTFIT OF THE MONTH
Bite me! Priscilla is here.
>ex priscilla
Priscilla is covered in a delicious chocolate kisses
outfit. The kisses hug his hips, ideal for nibbling.
White chocolate stilettoes complete the look.
SHIP OF
THE MONTH
>ex legolas's ship
Legolas has tamed Pegasus and is riding him, armed to the
teeth with arrows! He pulls one from the quiver and fires
it at you!
EXITS
OF THE MONTH
Ops spins round faster and faster!
Until suddenly...
Tuning the space/time continuum... Ops has just vanished.
Thulium puts a quarter in the
porter, and
with peepshow precision, Thulium has just vanished.
If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post,
Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.
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