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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate March 2003 |
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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate March 2003 |
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FED FUNNIES |
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What was in March 2003's Fed Funnies:
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212607:564 - Hazed: I can never resist the temptation to scribble on an empty board... 212610:569 - Chelsia: :::scampers
over to the board and scrawls "WAAR"::: what is
that? Women are always right!!! ;) 212610:739 - Chelsia: if at first you don't succeed.. go shopping!!! 212613:549 - Mashimaro: :::folds
back his long ears and pulls out his Samurai sword
cutting the board into small pieces and rearranging them
to read Good Morning::::: 212616:685 - Sallyanne: Minds are like parachutes, they only funtion when open. ~Unknown 212617:145 - Wolfyn: It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to. 212617:580 - Hazed: If all it not
lost - where is it? 212618:896 - Xao: Today's Xaoism:
~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going
to Bangkok *~ 212620:677 - Hazed: "If you are really stupid, I would call that a disease." - James Watson, co-discoverer of the structure of DNA, suggests gene therapies could "cure" stupidity. 212621:286 - Felina: "When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress!" --Unknown 212621:548 - Hazed: Just as nature
abhors a vacuum, I can't stand to see an empty notice
board! 212621:819 - Nimat: Federation: The only place in the world where 20 people can sit in a bar stone sober and silent. 212622:549 - Wolfyn: I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. ((SirGlec)) Don't miss the forest for the billboards. 212622:991 - Zyphr: In light of the "so called" human cloning, I have a question... If you pushed your naked clone off a top of a tall building would it be: Murder, Sucicide, or merely making an obsense clone fall...?? 212625:664 - Xao: Today's Xaoism: - Man who run behind car get exhausted - 212626:595 - Smell: To post or not
to post...THAT is the question...I think I shall. 212627:243 - Wolfyn: I believe in
getting into hot water - it keeps you clean. 212629:574 - Wolfyn: Yes, risk-taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing taking.-Tim McMahon 212629:757 - Esperanza: As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!--Irish Blessing 212629:789 - Jerden: You might have too many alts if a week vacation means a 20 percent drop in active players. 212630:769 - Jerden: You might have too many alts if you start referring to them as numbers... 212632:775 - Jerden: You might have too many alts if logging them all in causes Fed to crash ;) 212632:827 - Wolfyn: If music be the food of love, can I get fries with that? 212633:940 - Esperanza: Perchance precisely posting posts precipitates particularly pertinent perfect posts. 212635:681 - Jerden: You might have too many alts if every board post in the Chronicle's Funnies came from you. 212635:876 - Morina: You know you have too many alts when you get mad waiting for a fedder to come online because you forgot they were you. 212636:077 - Circuitborg: I've forgotten what I was going to post. Oh, yeah, I remember now. I've forgotten what I was going to post. 212636:579 - Paul: When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy. 212636:600 - Tiki: You know you have too many alts if you refer to yourself as "he" or "she" more often than you do as "I". 212637:066 - Dooeee: You know you been in fed to long when you start typing digest supper after you just ate, And you keep seeing, I'm afraid I don't understand you. Why don't you try putting that another way? 212637:075 - Jerden: You might have too many alts if your US credit card statement shows more pounds paid than dollars... 212638:037 - Cartman: Old Southpark saying ... "When 2 elephants fight, it is the grass that hurts the most!" 212638:221 - Wolfyn: Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. 212638:547 - Jerden: You might have too many alts if the player who beats you to the first post is also yours...
Who, Where, When, Why, and What has just left the room. The online version of Tiki is here. Waddling to and fro..The Penguin has just arrived. An occurance of Deja Vue has just arrived. Dances with Wolfyn is here. (sugar + spice) - everything nice = Halcyon is here. Pushing an elephant up the stairs Insomnius has just disappeared. Not knowing what mood to be in, Nimat has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Brandishing a rabid lobster, Fishsticks has just arrived. With trouble crayoned all over her Indigo has just arrived. My twin laser is bigger than yours! Priscilla has just vanished. Somehow more suave than shampoo, Kblackdragon has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.
Embrionic says, "VIDICASTERS
broadcast DROIDS being armed with WEAPONS and fueled with
PROPELLANTS. The DROIDS are then given NITROS to increase
their speed, and run through SIMULATORS to test their
strength." "Hi Cen", Hazed says.
Thulium has diapered you in a [[[Huggie!]] Nimat laughs so hard he bursts his appendix. The emergency medical droids quickly have him repaired and back on his barstool.
>ex priscilla
Paladin folds his arms together,
nodding once quickly
Name: Embrionic Sex: Male Rank:
Industrialist
The cleaner has just arrived.
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