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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate May 2003 |
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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate May 2003 |
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What was in May 2003's Fed Funnies:
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212669:754 - Frenchie: What is the difference between constructive criticism and insult? When you criticize me, it is insulting. When I criticize you, it is constructive. Simple. 212669:937 - Jerden: You might have too many alts if you start handing them out as TTTT party door prizes. 212670:687 - Xao: I used to be troubled by the amount of gender-bending that went on in FED...until I realized that bi-sexuality doubles your chances of getting a date for Saturday night! 212670:932 - Wolfyn: Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle. -Robert Newton Anthony 212673:901 - Wolfyn: The wise man speaks of what he sees, the idiot of what he hears. -Arabic Proverb 212675:814 - Vlad: Sanity is a
state of mind, but I lost my passport......... 212677:508 - Racingnut: Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward. - Vernon Law 212678:556 - Felina: Today's words of wisdom... Don't spit into the cup you might have to drink out of later. 212678:664 - Jobu: if you're always
thinking about the future, then you kinda forget about
the present. 212679:981 - Frenchie: All this
landing and taking off, buying, selling, skimming,
dumping. If hard work was all it is cracked up to be, we
rich, beautiful people would have kept it all to
ourselves. 212680:722 - Jennifer: For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press 3 212680:921 - Zlath: Is anyone else
having "one of those days," wherein you keep
typing "digest lies" instead of 'digest leis?' 212680:955 - Halcyon: "We are all born mad. Some remain so." ~Samuel Beckett 212681:694 - Halcyon: "The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow." ~Ayn Rand 212682:530 - Hazed: "A great many people think they are thinking, when they are merely rearranging their prejudices." - William James 212682:609 - Shaynah: It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. 212682:804 - Halcyon: "If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?" ~Harry Shearer 212683:554 - Victoria: I enjoy the simple little pleasures of life, but every once in a while I want a big expensive one thrown in there too. 212684:643 - Victoria: I dreamed I
was the Ruler of the Entire World last night. When my
alarm clock went off, I had it beheaded. 212686:730 - Ops: Fear less, hope more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more; and all good things are yours. -Swedish Proverb 212686:760 - Felina: "If you haven't got all the things you want, be grateful for the things you don't have that you don't want."--Anonymous 212686:849 - Zyphr: Cowboy Wisdom : "If you get to thinkin' your a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around" 212687:292 - Zlath: Further proof that you're very capable of doing something new every day...accidently tb'd myself :( 212687:550 - Jonathan: Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind. -Rudyard Kipling. Party on and paint the universe in your revelry! 212687:584 - Karina: "The man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much."Robert Louis Stevenson 212687:586 - Hazed: I've thought about procrastinating... but I keep putting it off! 212687:762 - Wolfyn: Never raise your hand to your children, it leaves your midsection unprotected. 212687:950 - Felina: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? 212688:587 - Victoria: I've finally figured out that 'jet lag' is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo... 212689:525 - Wolfyn: You may have too many alts if all your party guests have only a two-hour lifespan. 212689:607 - Karina: "Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently." Henry Ford...Mr Ford obviously never started over as a Groundhog;) 212689:831 - Halia: You spend too much online when, with other people in the same room, you say sigh instead of just sighing... 212690:552 - Ditzy: We will be testing the bar board system to make sure it will work properly in case of emergency. If you are unable to read this announcement, please leave a post. 212690:732 - Felina: Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. --Unknown 212690:799 - Alsatian: A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedence, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. --Unknown 212692:910 - Esperanza: Have you ever wondered why wise quotations seem so much more wise when quoted than they seemed in the original manuscript? 212693:792 - Wolfyn: Statistics
show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very
few survive. 212696:512 - Greyspacewolf: ::sets
out carafes of orange juice, pots of coffee, plates of
pasties and bagels, a basket of fresh fruit and bowls of
cereal:: Morning Fed!
whataya mean I'm not real? Galinfenner is here. Pocket sized and Adorable Mashimaro is here. Mood? What's that? Sirglec is here. I'm not being moody! Jordy has just arrived. Living proof of an insane universe, Paul has just arrived. What's not to love? Armani has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Bang, bang, bang go the TLs!!! Frenchie has just arrived. Take me drunk, I'm home, Ford is here. Not in the mood for moods, Skyline is here. Illegitimus non carborundum est Fishsticks has just arrived.
Your comm unit relays a message
from Insatiable, "I just can't say no to a man
ringing his bells and offering me ice cream." Your comm unit relays a message
from Doppelganger, "(((gulfflame)) you do
exist."
What? What? WHAT? Galinfenner has
just appeared.
Netmndr rolls his eyes
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