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Earthdate March 1998


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What was in March 1998's Fed Funnies:

QUOTES OF THE MONTH
MOODS OF THE MONTH
MOBILE OF THE MONTH
BAR POSTS OF THE MONTH
CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

xt sounds like the sun is over the yardarm, Poco
There is a brief hum from your communicator.

Your comm unit relays a message from Poco, "Aye...means it's time for the Weasel to set sail...::Gives the order to set out full sail...three sheets to the wind::".

Your comm unit relays a message from Klaw, "Are there any speed readers out there with a spy beam? I need you to spy on me while I do a sol pc and tell me the best prices.".

Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Poof, "Im still trying to get a handle on my ex, but you can have an arts if you want, so I dont have to worry bout inputs"

Your comm unit relays a message from Blaze, "::does a c price commod Connor and shouts!:: Honey I Shrunk The Duchy!!!"

Your comm unit relays a message from Williamxix, "they use the wood to cook the cereals, then use textiles to strain it out...digest agri".

"I own a planet, it's borin kind of now, I really want a new exchange. I got 1.4 gigs, 5 builds and I'm really bored.", says Daniboomer.
You smile, "so, DD and start over"
Daniboomer says, "not that bored."

Your comm unit relays a message from Detros, "You're up early, Hazed. Is your bedroom on fire?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Hazed, "No Detros, I just decided to get up early enough to be rude to you before you go to work today".
Your comm unit relays a message from Detros, "It is always nice to know that not even a sparrow can fall without the demi-godess there to spit on its corpse.".

Your comm unit relays a message from Catspaws, "Ack! I'm wearing Munchie's clothes!!!!".
Your comm unit relays a message from Catspaws, ":::grumbles::: and she has no taste!".;

Your comm unit relays a message from Bimbo, "aww shucks.. i only have 328megs... i want to keep at least a gig in my pocket... i must have gone shopping in my sleep again :P".
Your comm unit relays a message from Ibunyc, "lol fed shopping channel".

Your comm unit relays a message from Good, "<--- Used to be indecisive...but i'm not so sure now... hehehe".

MOODS OF THE MONTH

With a secret Fedish... Wednesdey is here.

we are sorry to announce, that Garetjaks has arrived

Hauler impaired, Emia has just moved northeast.

Take CHANGE off my F-Keys Agilder has just arrived.

MOBILE OF THE MONTH

Run for your life a Lagstorm is coming.
ex lagstorm
a Whirling mass of blue energy that's throws off large amounts of Lag particles these tiny particles cling to everything causing everything to slow down considerably.Good luck :)

BAR POSTS OF THE MONTH

210786:041 - Icedog: In the 70's we wanted to be free!!! Ya think should have been more specific???

210785:604 - Katrien: I have something to say - I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back...

210792:562 - Buddykarl: take out the vidi and the Lanz, before your ex goes in the can. And when you're finished doing that....bring in some Mechs and take out the cash....Yakkity -Yak...Fed Attack!

210800:589 - Speedyx: Grr!:) Trade krypt!
210800:673 - Firespire: Trade krypt? OK ... I'll give ya a soiled Diaper for the Duke... should be equal since they're full of the same stuff.. ;)

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

ex Luvdroid
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